bartyjoonyah:

glockhart:

bartyjoonyah:

glockhart:

Bartyyyyy loooook look how strong and silent I am and I wont hurt anything or anyone not even the pig that smells so gooooooood. I want bacon can you cook me bacon? Looooots of bacon. 

Yeah, you’d better leave Wilbur alone, or Marie will never forgive you. I will cook whatever you want, you know that. Also… if you don’t mind… could you… possibly… go out and get me some chickens for dinner? I’ll leave the back door open for you, and you know the rules - Don’t take more than we need. Do NOT eat all of them before you get back, and don’t go too far from home.

YESSSS CHICKEN. Loooots of Chicken. I wont touch the smelly nice pig but looots of chicken. Can’t I have oooone? Chicken smells goood and I’ll have one. They smell all…reddish brown and yummy. 

Yes you may have one. But just one, alright? I’ll need about three fat ones to feed everyone in the house, I think. Yeah, three should do it…

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